I just realised I've not posted here in over a year.
Oh, hello. If you've stumbled here by chance (read: Next Blog) there's absolutely no pornography here at all. Check out The Dictionary of Unfortunate Ideas.
Oh, there's no pornography there either, you naughty person. It is however, where we do our daily humour thing, those of us who show up.
This lovely little page you're looking at has a few of my longer pieces (that doesn't mean what you think it does, you little pervert). So, feel free to look around before bopping on over to DOUI.